1. He decided to be healthy and do one hour of exercise every day. After a few months, he still remembered that.

2. One day, he wanted to be successful and happy. He kept trying hard for that till the end, and he was successful in that. 
3. After his death, he met God. God said heaven is full. He asked whether he could pay to get a seat. 
4. He read the morning newspaper to find that only bad things happen in this world. 
5. They are close friends. When they meet, they communicate only through their phones. 
6. Is there a god? he asked.
   God replied angrily, “You don’t trust your own creation.”